Often the target of Sir H’s twisted and evil plots. This poor young lady is long suffering and good hearted. She is mostly vanilla however has also endured many of Sir’s training programs and as his personal assistant has picked up a few tricks along the way including a rather large dose of brat.


Her favorite things include:

  • Animals (esp. bunnies)
  • Chocolate
  • Coffee
  • Starbucks
  • Retro fashion
  • alyce’s cooking experiments
  • Abbott and Costello
  • MST3K
  • Good manners
  • Pretty pictures of tropical beaches
  • Trying to escape Sir’s evil plans
  • Providing her highly opinionated input on pretty much anything

She dislikes:

  • Dirt
  • Mean people
  • People who hurt animals
  • Negative people
  • Spankings
  • Mornings
  • Disrespectful people